Gibb’s Rules #13: Never, ever involve a lawyer.

Gibb’s Rules #10: Never get personally involved in a case.

Gibb’s Rules #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.

Gibb’s Rules #6: Never apologize. It’s a sign of weakness.

Gibb’s Rules #7: Always be specific when you lie.

Gibb’s Rules #3: Never be unreachable.

Gibb’s Rules #3: Don’t believe what you’re told. Double check. (Franks)

Father Almighty, maker of heaven and earth, set up your kingdom in our midst.

Gibb’s Rules #1: Never screw over your partner.

Gibb’s Rules #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene. (Franks)