After all, what’s a lawyer but a graduate student who didn’t get in to medical school? -Maj. Charles Emercson Winchester, “M*A*S*H”-
Monthly Archives: September 2018
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Gibb’s Rules #1: Never let suspects stay together. (Franks)
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Hear, O Israel; YHWH our God, YHWH is one; you shall love YHWH your God with all your heart. -Deuteronomy 6:4-
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There are three schools of magic. One: State a tautology, then ring the changes on its corollaries; that’s philosophy. Two: Record many facts. Try to see a pattern. Then make a wrong guess at the next fact; that’s science. Three: Awareness that you live in a malevolent universe controlled by Murphy’s Law, sometimes offset in part by Brewster’s Factor: that’s engineering. -Robert A. Heinlein-
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Human nature will not flourish, any more than a potato, if it be planted and replanted, for too long a series of generations, in the same worn-out soil. My children have had other birthplaces, and, so far as their fortunes may be within my control, shall strike their roots into unaccustomed earth. -Nathaniel Hawthorne-
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Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down.
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Lord Jesus Christ, Son of the Living God, have mercy on me, a sinner.
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Holy Spirit, breath of the Living God, renew me and all the world.
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Take care of your body. It’s the only place you have to live. -Jim Rohn-
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I know the cure for everthing: Salt water … sweat, tears or the sea. -Isak Dinesen-