You’re never too old to learn something stupid.

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. -Babe Ruth-

You don’t have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. -C. S. Lewis-

Prayer before Battle: “O Lord, Thou knowest how busy I must be this day; if I forget Thee, do not Thou forget me.” -General Lord Astley-

Be kind to your parents. They were human once too, you know.

Nevermind the furthermore, the plea is self defense.

Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people. -Admiral Hyman G. Rickover-

God does not owe you the breath you just exhaled.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

“Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer.” -God-