Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

No image manipulating program was manipulated in the creation of this page. -Mark Schenk-

Men are not in hell because God is angry with them. They are in wrath and darkness because they have done to the light, which infinitely flows forth from God, as that man does to the light who puts out his own eyes. -William Law-

Velvet put-downs: He had delusions of adequacy. -Walter Kerr-

I once converted meters per second to furlongs per fortnight to make the point about the clumsiness of English units.

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. -Clarence Darrow-

Velvet put-downs: He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. -Oscar Wilde-

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults. -Louis Nizer-

Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from Hades.

Velvet put-downs: She is a peacock in everything but beauty. -Oscar Wilde-