Time is a great teacher, but it kills every one of its students.

Gibson’s Law: “For every PhD there is an equal and opposite PhD”.

I do not mistrust the future; I do not fear what is ahead. For our problems are large, but our heart is larger. Our challenges are great, but our will is greater. And if our flaws are endless, God’s love is truly boundless. -George H. W. Bush-

If the federal government had been around when the Creator was putting His hand to this state, Indiana wouldn’t be here. It’d still be waiting for an environmental impact statement. -Ronald Reagan-

“Let’s meet at My house Sunday, before the game.” -God-

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.

Dear God, please make me into the person my dog already thinks I am. -Mark Twain-

Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don’t attack each other. Free nations don’t develop weapons of mass destruction. -George W. Bush-

Get a good grip on that paintbrush. I’m taking the ladder for a moment.