I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. -J. Wellington Wimpy, of “Popeye”-

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

The strange American ardor for passing laws, the insane belief in regulation and punishment, plays into the hands of the reformers, most of them quacks themselves. Their efforts, even when honest, seldom accomplish any appreciable good. -H.L. Mencken-

Commitment is a rare commodity in our time. -Rev. Richard Trucks-

It is the natural tendency of the ignorant to believe what is not true. In order to overcome that tendency it is not sufficient to exhibit the true; it is also necessary to expose and denounce the false. -H.L. Mencken-

I think I’ll be a Captain. It was good enough for Kirk, Crunch and Kangaroo; it’s good enough for me. -Sheldon Cooper, “The Big Bang Theory”-

On the other hand she had freckles on her but she could not see them.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

My e-mail .sig file dates from 1991. When did you create yours?