There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. (Only a fraction of people will find this funny.) -found on Facebook-

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They

If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day. -E.B. White-

Among individuals, as among nations, respect for the rights of others is peace. -Benito Juárez-

Life has many choices. Eternity only two. -Kokomo Zion United Methodist Church, Kokomo, Indiana-

Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed. -found on Facebook-

If you say that there are elephants flying in the sky, people are not going to believe you. But if you say that there are four hundred and twenty-five elephants flying in the sky, people will probably believe you. -Gabriel García Márquez-

My dreams are in basic black and white, but my nightmares, on the other hand, are in vivid, lifelike color! -Brutus Thornapple, “The Born Loser”-

No human being is illegal. -Elie Wiesel-

You get to make your own decisions. However, God weighs in on the consequences. -Welaka Baptist Church, Welaka, Florida-