When life gives you melons, you’re probably dyslexic. -found on Facebook-

I was going to have a brain transplant but I changed my mind. -found on Facebook-

If you’ve got a religious belief that withers in the face of observations of the natural world, you ought to rethink your beliefs — rethinking the world isn’t an option. -PZ Myers-

A lot of programs are meant to get us out of having to rely on God. Relying on God has a feeling of uncomfortable to it. -Caleb Jones-

I think I want a job cleaning mirrors … it’s a job I can see myself doing. -found on Facebook-

There have always been days when I ask myself, “So, am I the cup bearer or the baker?” -Ken Schenck-

All you’ve got to do is own up to your ignorance honestly, and you’ll find people who are eager to fill your head with information. -Walt Disney-

Remember, only you can prevent forest fires. -Smokey the Bear-

So busy and overwhelmed that I don’t have time for the mental breakdown caused by being too busy and overwhelmed. -Rebecca Nagella-

Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too. -found on Facebook-