(That’s absurd.) Of course it’s absurd! That’s why we changed to a chicken! Did you ever try to kick off with a pig?

Where’s the beef? -(Wendy’s)-

Famous Last Words: You can beat it easy; the train’s not coming very fast.

There’s something in the human personality which resents things that are clear, and conversely, something which is attracted to puzzles, enigmas, and allegories. -Stanley Kubrick-

Invention requires an excited mind; execution, a calm one. -Johann Peter Eckermann-

I must be a very wise man because I learn from my mistakes, and I make an awfully lot of mistakes. -Fr. Garrett Roche, SVD-

Creation has the truth written all over it — the age of the universe, the history of the world — but nine-tenths of mankind either don’t know it or think it’s a sham, because it isn’t what their book or their prophet says, and it isn’t cozy or manipulable enough. -Sheri S. Tepper-

Oh, no! Not THAT!!

You’re the most memorable person I know but for the life of me I can’t remember why. -George Utley, “Newhart”-

Soon silence will have passed into legend. Man has turned his back on silence. Day after day he invents machines and devices that increase noise and distract humanity from the essence of life, contemplation, meditation. -Jean Arp-