♫ Starkle, starkle, little twink. ♪ / Who in the world you are I think. ♪ / The drunker I stand the longer I get. ♪ / I’m not under the alcoflunce of incohol some thinkle peep I am. ♫

Better never than late, I always say.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me. If you believe that, you haven’t been hit by the 20-volume Oxford English Dictionary. -Anu Garg-

If history repeats itself I want to get a dinosaur.

Faith is an intellectual assent to the unknown. We are experiential people; we know what we see, what we do. But faith goes into the unknown. -Fr. Harry Gahre-

No amount of belief makes something a fact. -James Randi-

When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging. -Will Rogers-

These cards are marked! “They’re a mess!” (Yeah, a chocolate mess.) Please boys, the dirty dealer didn’t mean no harm.

Fides quaerens intellectum (Faith seeks understanding). -Anselm of Canterbury-

As I travel I find a general feeling abroad that Americans are arrogant. I tell my international friends it’s not so much that we are arrogant but simply ignorant. -Cutlass 43k-