Forgive us our Facebook, as we forgive those who Facebook against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from Twitter. -Ken Schenck-

Rhetoric has always been much easier than real solutions. -Ken Schenck-

I had rather be shut up in a very modest cottage with my books, my family and a few old friends, dining on simple bacon, and letting the world roll on as it liked, than to occupy the most splendid post, which any human power can give. -Thomas Jefferson-

Never miss a good chance to shut up. -Will Rogers-

Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. -Major Sidney Theodore Freedman, “M*A*S*H”-

All religions united with government are more or less inimical to liberty. All, separated from government, are compatible with liberty. -Henry Clay-