Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once. -Woody Allen-

This is what I see, and what troubles me. I look on all sides, and everywhere I see nothing but obscurity. Nature offers me nothing that is not a matter of doubt and disquiet. -Blaise Pascal-

Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.

They say the average taxpayer works more than four months out of every year for the government, which is very disturbing. We’re not even sure the people who work for the government work four months out of every year for the government. -Montana Oil Journal, as cited in November, 1996 Reader’s Digest-

Screw the torpedoes, slow speed ahead. -Rear Admiral Francis W. Rockwell, 11 May, 1943-

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. -Mark Twain-

Failure to plan ahead on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

I gotta have a reason for everything? -Calvin, “Calvin & Hobbes”-

No amount of belief makes something a fact. -James Randi-