What do you think of Western civilization? -reporter- I think it would be a good idea. -Mohandas Gandhi-

Every time you assume characters are ASCII, God kills a kitten. -Brian Gordon-

It’s only weird if it doesn’t work. -(Bud Light)-

Winston, if you were my husband, I’d put poison in your coffee. -Nancy Astor- Nancy, if you were my wife I’d drink it. -Winston Churchill-

Women are to blame for the lies men tell when they keep on asking questions.

You know you are in trouble when a swamp starts looking familiar.

I don’t suffer from insanity. I’m loving every minute of it.

Unless you are the lead dog, the view never changes.

Batten down the hatches! (But sir, we already did.) Well, batten them down again. We’ll teach those hatches!

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.