The software used to be much better than this, but they’ve improved it and now it’s not as good.

Where’s the beef? -(Wendy’s)-

(That’s absurd.) Of course it’s absurd! That’s why we changed to a chicken! Did you ever try to kick off with a pig?

I’m not writing my C.V., I’m writing my biography. -Linda Nicholls-

Oh, no! Not THAT!!

You’re the most memorable person I know but for the life of me I can’t remember why. -George Utley, “Newhart”-

Sunrise always works. -Joy Gresham Lewis-

When my knee hurts I blame Adam for his sin bringing the curse on all creation. But then I consider my own sin and I don’t have any room left to blame Adam.

Famous Last Words: It can’t possibly go off. The safety is set.

I must be a very wise man because I learn from my mistakes, and I make an awfully lot of mistakes. -Fr. Garrett Roche, SVD-