Now, to find the cure. May it be not worse than the disease. -Man of La Mancha-

Nothing spoils fun like finding out it builds character. -Calvin, “Calvin & Hobbes”-

The juvenile sea squirt wanders through the sea searching for a suitable rock or hunk of coral to cling to and make its home for life. For this task, it has a rudimentary nervous system. When it finds its spot and takes root, it doesn’t need its brain anymore, so it eats it. It’s rather like getting tenure. -Daniel Dennett-

You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass. Do you know what this means? You matter! -found on Facebook-

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. -Dan Quayle-

A cell phone is the only thing men will brag about having one that is smaller.

The Way to see by Faith, is to shut the Eye of Reason: The Morning Daylight appears plainer when you put out your Candle. -Benjamin Franklin-

They Shoot Horses, Don’t They

Said the fox in the henhouse, “There’s nobody in here but us chickens.”

Democracy says that the popular vote can take right away and once taken away the act is sanctioned and upheld by all laws, human and divine. I deny it. I say it is a wrong, however it is perpetuated. Why, mothers. What do you care how you are robbed of your babe? The question is not how it is done, the outrage is that it is done at all. -Owen Lovejoy-