HERE MEN FROM THE PLANET EARTH FIRST SET FOOT UPON THE MOON JULY 1969, A.D. WE CAME IN PEACE FOR ALL MANKIND. -NASA-

Love shows itself more in adversity than in prosperity; as light does, which shines most where the place is darkest. -Leonardo da Vinci-

Success is not final, failure is not fatal; It is the courage to continue that counts. -Winston Churchill-

Boy, handing flowers to Girl: These are beautiful. I killed them so you could watch them decay.

When you’re asleep in class, that’s not active learning. -Owens Walker-

Many people consider the things government does for them to be social progress but they regard the things government does for others as socialism. -Earl Warren-

I do not agree with the extremists of either the left or the right, but I think they should be allowed to speak and to publish, both because they themselves have, and ought to have, rights, and once their rights are gone, the rights of the rest of us are hardly safe. Extremists typically want to squash not only those who disagree with them diametrically, but those who disagree with them at all. -Jane Jacobs-

You’ve got to be brave to age. The aging process is a killer. -Richard Trucks-

There was a man who entered a local newspaper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.