I once took a solemn oath to defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies foreign and domestic. Be advised that no one has ever relieved me of my duties under this oath. -found on Facebook-

I have very strongly this feeling … that our everyday life is at one and the same time banal, overfamiliar, platitudinous and yet mysterious and extraordinary. -Bryan Magee-

War is merely the continuation of policy by other means. -Carl von Clausewitz-

Are you tough enough to haul flowers? -Armellini, Inc., Palm City, Florida-

Well, boys, I can’t say as it’s been fun, but I sure am I went through it with you guys. -Col. Sherman Potter, M*A*S*H-

It depends upon what the meaning of the word `is’ is. -Bill Clinton-

Omigoodness! Omigoodness! -Little Orphan Annie-

Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music. -Purple Clover-

Some ingredients produced in a facility that handles ground nuts or peanuts. May contain one or more of the following vegetable oils: palm, saffron, canola, cottonseed, sunflower, corn, olive. May contain MSG or gluten. Contains 10% or less of ethanol. Phenylketunurics: contains phenylalanine. May contain trace amounts of wheat, milk, egg, soy.

No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed, and love of power. -P.J. O’Rourke-