As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. -Leonardo da Vinci-

Hofstadter’s Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter’s Law into account. -Douglas Hofstadter-

The wounded just keep coming. The only common denominator is blood; it’s all red and we have too much of it leaking out around here. -Capt. B.F. “Hawkeye” Pierce, “M*A*S*H”-

Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited, whereas imagination embraces the entire world, stimulating progress, giving birth to evolution. -Albert Einstein-

A computer’s attention span is as long as its power cord.

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

No image manipulating program was manipulated in the creation of this page. -Mark Schenk-

Men are not in hell because God is angry with them. They are in wrath and darkness because they have done to the light, which infinitely flows forth from God, as that man does to the light who puts out his own eyes. -William Law-

Velvet put-downs: He had delusions of adequacy. -Walter Kerr-

I once converted meters per second to furlongs per fortnight to make the point about the clumsiness of English units.