I want a bumper sticker that says: Not the donkey or the elephant but the Lamb. -Rev. Tommy Lampella-

More power! -Tim “The Toolman” Taylor, “Home Improvement”-

“Stressed” spelled backwards is “desserts.” -OCF White Sulphur Springs-

Cyberspace. A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation… A graphic representation of data abstracted from banks of every computer in the human system. Unthinkable complexity. -William Gibson-

Socialism is tyranny based on good intentions. -Southside Cleaners, Lakeland, Florida-

Glori na bikneim long Yu Bikpela Jisas Kraist.

War is war and Hell is hell. And war is worse, because there’s no innocent bystanders in Hell. -Capt. B.F. “Hawkeye” Pierce, “M*A*S*H”-

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. -Nelson Mandela-

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. -Albert Einstein-

I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.