So busy and overwhelmed that I don’t have time for the mental breakdown caused by being too busy and overwhelmed. -Rebecca Nagella-

Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too. -found on Facebook-

Basic rules of gun safety 1: All guns are loaded. -Jeff Cooper, Col. USMC-

Atheists don’t solve exponential equations because they don’t believe in higher powers. -found on Facebook-

I could insult your intelligence, but then you probably wouldn’t understand the insult.

When knowledge is the slave of social considerations, it defines a special class; when it serves its own ends only, it no longer does so. -Ernest Gellner-

Singles posting too much about relationship memes, problems, and advise. Mate you’re still doing theory, wait for the practical. -Pikson Claudy Airi-

You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets “iffy”, and the flies die from happiness. You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism. -Erma Bombeck-

Old computer quips: Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?

Heaven seems a little closer in a house beside the water.