You’re never too old to learn something stupid.

I want to grow my own food but I can’t find any bacon seeds. -Mariana Eye Institute, Saipan, Northern Mariana Islands-

I would rather have questions that can’t be answered than answers that can’t be questioned. -Richard Feynman-

Our parents are mysteries to us. No matter how close we think we are to them, we cannot know the content of their hearts. We don’t know the disappointments, or the scars and regrets that wake them in the night, or the moments for which they wish they could get a do-over. -Ian Cron-

♫ One dark night, when we were all in bed ♪ / Old Lady O’ Leary lit a lantern in the shed ♪ / The cow tipped it over, and this is what she said, ♪ / “There’ll be a hot time in the old town tonight.” ♫ FIRE! FIRE!

Unix and C are the ultimate computer viruses. -Richard Gabriel-

I’ve noticed there’s a fine line between optimism and idiocy. (Dilbert) There’s also a fine line between cynicism and realism. (Wally) -“Dilbert”-

Surprises are foolish things … the inconvenience is often considerable. -Jane Austen-

I’ll be right back, I need to grab another box of pixels for my monitor. -d3funct-

A country is considered the more civilised the more the wisdom and efficiency of its laws hinder a weak man from becoming too weak and a powerful one too powerful. -Primo Levi-