It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it. -G. K. Chesterton-

Behavioral Norms: A set of social interactions that the largest number of people deem to be the least insane. -“B.C.”-

When decisions are tied to the approval of others, we are giving Satan a strong weapon. When we fear rejection of friends and family, our ministry is in danger. -Dan Van Werkhoven-

Friends are like toilet paper. It’s always good to have some extra under the sink. -Sheldon Cooper, “The Big Bang Theory”-

Does the jelly in a donut count as a serving of fruit? Asking for a friend. -found on Facebook-

“Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer.” -God-

Hypocrisy is the fruit of failed legalism. -Hunter Twitty-

Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget. -Danielle Keen-

The road to success is always under construction. -Lily Tomlin-

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.