The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax. -Albert Einstein-

I do not believe that the same God who endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect intended us to forgo their use. -Galileo Galilei-

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.

Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning, and nothing worse will happen to you the remainder of the day.

The man who doesn’t read good books has no advantage over the man who can’t read them. -Mark Twain-

Clarke’s First Law of Prediction: When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is probably wrong.

Don’t marry the one you can live with. Marry the one you can’t live without.

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change, and to preserve change amid order. -Alfred North Whitehead-

When something goes wrong in your life, just yell “Plot twist!” and move on. -George Takei-