Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don’t need it and hell where they already have it. -Ronald Reagan-

A good FORTRAN programmer can write FORTRAN in any language.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back!

We have met the enemy and he is us. -Pogo (Walt Kelly), March 21, 1970-

God is real, unless declared integer.

Prayer: Don’t give God instructions — just report for duty!

Mister Dobalena, Mister Bob Dobalena.

An idiot with a computer is a faster, better idiot!

Access denied–nyah nyah nya nah nah!

The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program. -Ronald Reagan-