There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, “Thy will be done,” and those to whom God says, “All right, then, have it your way.” -C. S. Lewis-

If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything. -Mark Twain-

Hardware: A product that if you play with it long enough, breaks. Software: A product that if you play with it long enough, works. -Ron Heuse-

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. -Steven Wright-

Make something idiot proof, and they will build a better idiot.

The man who regards his own life and that of his fellow creatures as meaningless is not merely unfortunate but almost disqualified for life. -Albert Einstein-

Be nice to your kids. Remember, they will choose your nursing home.

Customer dependence is more profitable than customer education. -Niklaus Wirth-

I am not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

The Good Lord made all the integers; the rest is man’s doing. -Leopold Kronecker-