I think there is a world market for, maybe, five computers. -Thomas Watson, IBM (1943)-

Whilst traveling through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. Had to live on food and water for several days. -W. C. Fields-

It ain=E2=80=99t a fit night out for man or beast! -W. C. Fields-

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.

I learn more and more about less and less until eventually I know everything about nothing.

Any country whose main agricultural exports are coffee and cocoa can’t be all bad.

Charlie Brown: You’re not afraid of a little pain, are you? Lucy: Sure I am! Pain hurts!

The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they’re ignorant; it’s just that they know so much that isn’t so. -Ronald Reagan-

Those who dance, appear insane to those who do not hear the music. Those who believe, appear ignorant to those who do not know God.

You know that any country that drives on the left and drinks warm beer will try anything if it’s hard enough.