Peace is not absence of conflict, it is the ability to handle conflict by peaceful means. -Ronald Reagan-

You know that any country that drives on the left and drinks warm beer will try anything if it’s hard enough.

No man who hates dogs and children can be all bad. -Byron Darnton-

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Parkinson’s Law: Software expands to fill the available memory.

A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.

Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. -Albert Einstein-

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition! -Lieutenant Howell Maurice Forgy, USN (ChC)-

“Take her down!” thus sacrficing himself to save USS Growler (SS-215) -Commander Howard Walter Gilmore, USN 07 FEB 1943-

Damn the torpedoes, Full speed ahead! -Admiral David Glasgow Farragut, USN-