You’re just upset because the voices aren’t speaking to you.

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not. -Mark Twain-

All wars are follies, very expensive and very mischievous ones. -Benjamin Franklin-

The secretarial staff keeps decks of cards in their desk drawers so they have something to do when the computers go down.

Any job will expand to fill the time allotted to it.

The Enterprise crew doesn’t know it, but we secretly replaced their dilithium with Folgers Crystals.

Seven Warning Signs of Bogus Science (2): Persecuted Research – The discoverer says that a powerful establishment is trying to suppress the work.

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. -Ken Olson, Digital Equipment Corp (1977)-

I belong to no organized party; I am a Democrat. -Will Rogers-

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. -Benjamin Franklin-