I don’t suffer from insanity. I’m loving every minute of it.

Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

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Ronald Reagan won the Cold War without firing a shot. -UK Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher-
I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. -C. S. Lewis-

The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people.

A file that big?…It might be very useful…But now it is gone.

I advise my students to listen carefully the moment they decide to take no more mathematics courses. They might be able to hear the sound of closing doors. -James Caballero-

God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

All the mathematical sciences are founded on the relations between physical laws and laws of numbers. -James Clerk Maxwell-