Since scientists can genetically modify animals, they should develop deer with reflective fur. -Donald Taylor-

I would prefer to suffer from the clean incision on an honest lancet than from a sweetened poison. -Mark Twain-

Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That’ll freak you right out. -found on Facebook-

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. -found on Facebook-

I don’t mean to brag but I can nap like someone twice my age. -Bonnie Garza-

We could say Democrats spend money like drunken sailors, but that would be unfair to drunken sailors. It would be unfair because the sailors are spending their own money. -Ronald Reagan-

The wisest use of American strength is to advance freedom. -George W. Bush-

But we did get souvenirs. We just didn’t bring them home. We drank them.

It’s best to give while your hand is still warm. -Philip Roth-

We live in a world in which we need to share responsibility. It’s easy to say “It’s not my child, not my community, not my world, not my problem.” Then there are those who see the need and respond. I consider those people my heroes. -Fred Rogers-