Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. -Martin Fowler-

When a crisis confronts the nation, the first question often asked by policymakers is: “What naval forces are available and how fast can they be on station?” -Admiral Carlisle A. H. Trost, CNO May 1990-

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. -Dan Quayle-

The Way to see by Faith, is to shut the Eye of Reason: The Morning Daylight appears plainer when you put out your Candle. -Benjamin Franklin-

Brooks’ Law: Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it. -Dan Quayle-

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.

I’ll be fair and rethink your request. Umm, NO!

Reputation is what people think about you. Character is what people know you are.