Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time. -Abraham Lincoln-

So I was in the lab and I mixed some oxygen and some magnesium and it was, like, OMg.

Gibbs’ Rules #42: Don’t ever accept an apology from someone who just sucker punched you.

No mother would ever willingly sacrifice her sons for territorial gain, for economic advantage, for ideology. -Ronald Reagan-

Gibbs’ Rules #40: If it seems like someone’s out to get you, they are.

Smile. It will make people wonder what you’ve been up to.

Don’t be yourself. Be someone a little nicer. -Mignon McLaughlin-

There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.

Gibbs’ Rules #23: Never mess with a Marine’s coffee if you want to live.