It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first. -Ronald Reagan-

(Paul, why do Hell’s Angels wear leather?) Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. -found on Facebook-

Some people are like Slinkies — not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs. -found on Facebook-

Did you hear about the zoo with a sandwich as an attraction? It was bread in captivity. -Leo Vogt-

Go your own way. Question everything. Accept nothing. Accept no dogma, no can’t. There are too many people walking around thinking they’re sacred cows, and they’re only half right. – Rosie DiManno-

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect). -Mark Twain-

All progress has resulted from people who took unpopular positions. -Adlai Stevenson-

It is easy in the world to live after the world’s opinion; it is easy in solitude after our own; but the great man is he who in the midst of the crowd keeps with perfect sweetness the independence of solitude. -Ralph Waldo Emerson-

Facebook Has Made Socializing So Much Easier! No more having to take pictures of your food, and waiting for the film to be developed, so you can go around the neighborhood ringing random doorbells to show people what you’ve eaten. -Randy Cassingham-

Brains and the ability to read newspapers (even when they lie) and government reports (especially when the lie) are sometimes better than any amount of sightseeing and hotel lobby gossip. Gauss stayed at home, read, disbelieved most of what he read, thought, and arrived at the truth. -Eric Temple Bell-