I feel like my entire life is leading up to a tell-all book critics will dismiss as just one long fever dream. -Hilary Forth, “Sally Forth”-

If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate. -Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, D.C.-

Maybe Lucy was right. Of all the Charlie Browns, you’re the Charlie Browniest. -Linus van Pelt, “Peanuts”-

No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other’s worth. -Robert Southey-

“Loved the wedding. Invite me to the marriage.” -God-

You can try to understand, but it only hurts.

The future is here. It’s just not widely distributed yet. -William Gibson-

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. -Thomas Jones-

We secure our friends not by accepting favors but by doing them. -Thucydides-

God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?