After the Internet and GPS, the greatest thing the entire human race ever accomplished may be the merger of Baskin Robbins and Dunkin Donuts.

The future should be important to you. That’s where you’ll spend the rest of your life. -Grandma, “Hi and Lois”-

Medicine makes people ill, mathematics makes them sad, and theology makes them sinful. -Martin Luther-

Indiana girls: The kind of girl you can take home to meet your mom, but can outdrink your dad. -found on Facebook-

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. -Dwight D. Eisenhower-

You can’t learn English from an American. -Capt. “Trapper” John McIntyre, “M*A*S*H”-

Old cartoonists never die, they just erase away. -Mort Walker, “Beetle Bailey”-

What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset. -Crowfoot (Native American warrior and orator)-

I don’t know about ignorance, and I don’t care about apathy, but I absolutely will not put up with intolerance.

Oh, horsefeathers!