You know what Ginger Rogers said: I did everything he did, backward and in heels.

This tape will self-destruct in five seconds.

Love is in the Air … Wait! That’s BBQ! -Brian’s BBQ, Deland, Florida-

I just watched the dogs chase their tails for five minutes. I was thinking, “It must be nice to be that easily entertained.” But then I realized: I just watched dogs chase their tails for five minutes. -“Randy’s Random” by Randy Cassingham-

They say that no two snowflakes are alike. But just who, exactly, keeps track of that?

The algebra of quaternions preserves the law of multiplicative associativity but does away with commutativity.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I’m beginning to believe it. -Clarence Darrow-

Life is good for only two things, discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. -Simón Denis Poisson-

Sometimes I use big words I don’t understand to make myself appear more photosynthesis. -Betty Isikiel-

If a tree falls in a forest and there’s no one to post the meme to Facebook — did it actually fall? -Randy Cassingham-