The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared. -Donald Taylor-

Having been unable to strengthen justice, we have justified strength. -Blaise Pascal-

Ideals are like stars; you will not succeed in touching them with your hands. But like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them you will reach your destiny. -Carl Schurz-

It’s not an easy job. I taught grammar and composition for fourteen years at [a university], then gave up and went to medical school. -Elizabeth R. Hatcher, M.D., Ph.D.-

Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits. -A. A. Milne-

Having the ability to think without being pressured by fools gives you such an advantage. -Randy Cassingham-

Bob Hope on turning 90: “You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”

Hey… What if the hokey pokey is what it’s all about? -Pat Travis-

Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes. -Benjamin Franklin-

Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. -Edsger W. Dijkstra-