If we judge by wealth and power, our times are the best of times; if the times have made us willing to judge by wealth and power, they are the worst of times. -Randall Jarrell-

That’s how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom. -Bob Hope (on having six brothers)-

I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn’t for the stuff the audience threw at me. -Bob Hope (on his early years)-

I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them. -Bob Hope (on giving up his boxing career)-

I have performed for 12 presidents but entertained only six. -Bob Hope-

Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees. -Bob Hope-

I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it. -Bob Hope (on receving the Congressional Gold Medal)-

War is mainly a catalogue of human blunders. -Winston Churchill-

The First Amendment of the Constitution was not written to protect the people of this country from religious values; it was written to protect religious values from government tyranny. -Ronald Reagan-

A people free to choose will always choose peace. -Ronald Reagan-