The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program. -Ronald Reagan-

When writing a program, the first 90% takes 90% of the time, and the other 10% takes the other 90% of the time.

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. -Blaise Pascal-

God is real, unless declared integer.

If it’s good enough for druids, running nekkid through the woo-ids, drinking strange fermented fluids, then it’s good enough for me. -Gordon R. Dickson (alt)-

What science can there be more noble, more excellent, more useful for men, more admirably high and demonstrative, than this of mathematics? -Benjamin Franklin-

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. -Doug Larson-

An idiot with a computer is a faster, better idiot!

The man who regards his own life and that of his fellow creatures as meaningless is not merely unfortunate but almost disqualified for life. -Albert Einstein-

Insanity is relative. It depends on who has who locked in what cage. -Ray Bradbury-