This will be the best security for maintaining our liberties. A nation of well-informed men who have been taught to know and prize the rights which God has given them cannot be enslaved. It is in the religion of ignorance that tyranny begins. -Benjamin Franklin-

Say it isn’t so, Ethel!

Creative minds are uneven, and the best of fabrics have their dull spots. -Howard Phillips Lovecraft-

Though I’ve belted you and flayed you, By the living Gawd that made you, You’re a better man than I am, Gunga Din! -Rudyard Kipling-

Is there in Truth, no beauty?

Politics is the best show in America. I love animals and I love politicians, and I like to watch both of `em at play, either back home in their native state, or after they’ve been captured and sent to a zoo, or to Washington. -Will Rogers-

What’s the difference between an elephant and a loaf of bread? Remind me to never send you to the store for a loaf of bread!

“Need directions?” -God-

e^(i * Pi) + 1 = 0

Pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold, pease porridge in the pot, nine days old. Some like it hot, some like it cold, some like in the pot nine days old.