The world is chock full of interesting and curious things. The point of courtship and marriage is to secure someone with whom you wish to go hand in hand through this source of entertainment, each making discoveries, and then sharing some and merely reporting others. `Why don’t you ever want to talk to me?’ will probably never start a satisfactory marital conversation. `Guess what?’ will probably never fail. -Judith Martin-

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. (attributed to Martin Luther, who actually said “I sit here and drink my good Wittenberg Beer, and the Kingdom of the God comes all by itself.”)

And then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match. -Bill Bryson-

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. (attributed to Martin Luther, who actually said “I sit here and drink my good Wittenberg Beer, and the Kingdom of the God comes all by itself.”)

We automate unto stupidity.

There is something about a Republican that you can only stand him just so long; and on the other hand, there is something about a Democrat that you can’t stand him quite that long. -Will Rogers-

No matter how long I live, no matter how many more different jobs I may have, I have already been given the highest reward I’ll ever receive, the privilege and the responsibility of serving very proudly in the United States Navy. -Rear Admiral Grace Hopper, USN-

“What part of “Thou shalt not…” didn’t you understand?” -God-

Democrats never agree on anything, that’s why they’re Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans. -Will Rogers-