Famous Last Words: Are you sure this thing isn’t loaded?

Famous Last Words: Somebody hand me a match. I can’t see where the gas is leaking from.

The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people.

These are sad times when TV personalities can’t be trusted any more than banks. -Larry, of Larry, Darryl and Darryl, “Newhart”-

When the government violates the people’s rights, insurrection is, for the people and for each portion of the people, the most sacred of the rights and the most indispensable of duties. -Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette-

Darkness cannot drive out darkness only light can; Hate cannot drive out hate only love can; Corrupt cannot drive out corrupt only honesty can. -Aro Berek-

Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid and you make bad decisions. -found on Facebook-

If there is any hope for any of us in this giant explosion in which we inhabit then surely that’s it: Intellect and romance triumph over brute force and cynicism! -Craig Ferguson-

If socialism is awesome and capitalism evil, should we stop accepting refugees from socialist countries because their life would be better over there? -found on Facebook-

Giving money and power to the government is like giving car keys and whiskey to teenage boys. -P.J. O’Rourke-