Intelligence has its limits. Stupidity hasn’t found its bounds yet.

What will [you do] when the anaesthetic fog which we call “nature” or “the real world” fades away and the Presence in which you have always stood becomes palpable, immediate, and unavoidable? -C. S. Lewis-

God Recycles: He made you out of dust.

Set your phasers on Stun. (Captain, the tricorder reports all the inhabitants of this planet are beautiful women.) In that case, set your phasers on Caress.

It’s a good thing Mary felt differently about abortion than Notre Dame does.

Every child has a right to be well-born, well-nurtured and well-taught, and only the freedom of woman can guarantee him this right. -Helen Keller-

You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.

Now, to find the cure. May it be not worse than the disease. -Man of La Mancha-

Nothing spoils fun like finding out it builds character. -Calvin, “Calvin & Hobbes”-

The juvenile sea squirt wanders through the sea searching for a suitable rock or hunk of coral to cling to and make its home for life. For this task, it has a rudimentary nervous system. When it finds its spot and takes root, it doesn’t need its brain anymore, so it eats it. It’s rather like getting tenure. -Daniel Dennett-