I’ll be fair and rethink your request. Umm, NO!

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. -H. Albright-

Age is mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it don’t matter.

History of computing: 1. Hardware issues posed a larger problem than initially anticipated. 2. Software issues posed an even larger problem than hardware issues did. -Jacob Phillips-

Reputation is what people think about you. Character is what people know you are.

I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.

As mad as two snakes hissing in a pit, that didn’t have a pit to hiss in.

Every non-trivial program contains at least one bug. Every non-trivial program can be simplified by at least one line of code. Conclusion: Every non-trivial program can be simplified to one line of code, and it will contain a bug.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. -Albert Einstein-

Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand. -Mark Twain-