Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. No one in this world … has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby. -H.L. Mencken-

Is any of this getting through to you son? That kid’s about as sharp as a bowling ball. -Foghorn Leghorn-

She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.

McBride fell 12 storeys, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

Ouch! That hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. -John F. Kennedy-

Never bring a problem to your seniors without also bringing a solution. -CAPT John L Wallace, U.S. Navy (Ret)-

I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too! -Wicked Witch of the West, The Wizard of Oz-

I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed. -Dad, “Calvin & Hobbes”-