The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane. -Mark Twain-

A computer’s attention span is as long as its power cord.

Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Computers are from Hades.

Until world order is an accomplished fact, and universal disarmament the logical result, it will be a crime to excuse men from the types and kinds of training that will give them a decent chance for survival in battle. -Dwight D. Eishenhower-

Velvet put-downs: He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. -Winston Churchill-

Velvet put-downs: He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. -Forrest Tucker-

Velvet put-downs: He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. -Robert Redford-

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults. -Louis Nizer-

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. -Clarence Darrow-

Velvet put-downs: He had delusions of adequacy. -Walter Kerr-