It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. -Mark Twain-
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I’m avoiding having a midlife crisis by repeatedly entering adolescence.
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There are two secrets to success: 1. Never tell everything you know. -Steven Shelton-
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People are basically stupid. Give them a chance, and they’ll prove it every time.
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What On Earth Are You Doing For Heaven’s Sake?
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Good, better, best. Never let it rest, till your good is better, and your better’s best.
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It’s a hardware glitch. We don’t make miostakes.
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Patriotism is not a short and frenzied outburst of emotion but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime. -Adlai E. Stevenson, Jr.-
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For those that will fight for it freedom …has a flavor the protected shall never know. -L/Cpl Edwin L. “Tim” Craft, Khe Sanh Combat Base, February, 1968-
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A great swindle of our time is the assumption that science has made religion obsolete. All science has damaged is the story of Adam and Eve and the story of Jonah and the Whale. Everything else holds up pretty well, particularly lessons about fairness and gentleness. People who find those lessons irrelevant in the twentieth century are simply using science as an excuse for greed and harshness. Science has nothing to do with it, friends. -Kurt Vonnegut-