¿Por qué no te callas? (“Why don’t you shut up?”) -King Juan Carlos I of Spain-

If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it. -Marcus Aurelius-

Modern technology is a wondrous thing. But it will never replace good old-fashioned dumb. -Garfield-

“The Real Supreme Court meets up here.” -God-

But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. -Ronald Reagan-

It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first. -Ronald Reagan-

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn’t think I could read, much less write. -George W. Bush-

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

He’s a self-made man, which shows what you get with unskilled labor.

It is the silence between the notes that makes the music -Noah benShea-