I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. -Groucho Marx-

I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long. -Mitch Hedberg-

What is the difference between hardware and software? Hardware gets faster, cheaper, smaller. Software gets slower, costlier and bigger.

The halycon days of youth are awarded retroactively, because halcyonity is relative.

If two wrongs don’t make a right, what do two wrights make? An airplane!

Women are evil, but men are stupid. -Stephen Anthony-

“That =E2=80=9CLove Thy Neighbor=E2=80=9D thing=E2=80=A6I meant that.” -God= –

When it comes to understanding software development, we are getting better. But the problem is getting worse faster than we are getting better.

Q: Is a turtle without a shell homeless, or naked? A: He’s dead.

Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo. -Al Gore-