One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. -Benjamin Franklin-

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to McDonald’s makes you a hamburger.

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works. -Alan J. Perlis-

We live in the midst of alarms; anxiety beclouds the future; we expect some new disaster with each newspaper we read. -Abraham Lincoln-

Tomorrow’s Forecast: God will reign, the Son will shine. -Hope Lutheran Church, Satsuma, Florida-

As swift as a rotary phone in a smart phone world.

If the first casualty of war is truth the second must be sobriety. -Capt. B.F. “Hawkeye” Pierce, “M*A*S*H”-

A will is a dead giveaway.

As I have said for many years throughout this land, we’re borrowing money from China to buy oil from the Persian Gulf to burn it in ways that destroy the future of human civilization. Every bit of that has to change. -Al Gore-